Farmer & The Knight

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A tragic but realistic Medieval tale that will stompeth your heart into the Earth then sendeth it rocketing into the heavens.

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There once was a knight
No one could defeat
A mighty man
And the right hand
Of the king
One day he came upon
A peasant farmer’s wife
And he took her in the fields
And beat her
As she cried

Many heard her screams
No one intervened

The Farmer found his wife
Raped and bleeding
He picked up his broken love
And something tore inside
He marched to the castle
And he challenged the knight
Hurling insults and curses
Anything to antagonize

’Cause many heard her screams
No one intervened

And The Knight screamed
From the battlements
You cannot defeat me
And The Farmer growled
From below and said
Hey, I can’t hear a word
You’re sayin’
So The Knight
Drew his sword and said
You cannot defeat me
And The Farmer
Pulled out a club and said
Hey! I still can’t hear a damn
Word yer sayin’

They met in the courtyard
A crowd had gathered
To watch the fight
For no one had ever stood up
To this mighty knight
There they stood
Cloth and wood
Against armor and steel
And The King looked on
Overwrought
By The Farmer’s zeal

Many heard her screams
No one intervened

And The Knight
Pounded his armor and said
You cannot defeat me
And The Farmer
Patted his shirt and said
Hey I still can’t hear
A word yer sayin’
So The Knight
Removed his helm and said
You cannot defeat me

Then Thunk Thwish Thud

The Farmer’s Wife shot The Knight Dead in the head with her bow

And The Farmer recalls
The Knight saying many times
You cannot defeat me
And to this day he just laughs
And says
Oh yes I can
Oh yes we can
Oh yes we did
’Cause your dead!

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from Eternal Spring Parade Parts I & II, released March 19, 2020

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SKARD IV LYFE Productions Chicago, Illinois

SKARD IV LYFE features thematic multi-genre character-based musical schisms. Projects are lyrically driven; guitar, ukulele and/or piano-based; and employ a fun assortment of instrumentation and key, time signature and tempo changes.

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