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A twisted, depraved and beyond bawdy tune ye shall not sooneth forgeteth.

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When I was a young lad
I used to like girls
I'd play with their corsets
And fondle their curls
But me lady ran off
With a sailor named Bruce
Well you'd never get treated
That way by a moose

Moose
Moose
I likes a moose
I've never had anything
Quite like a moose
I've had many lovers
My life it’s been loose
It's just not the same
After you’ve been with a moose

Whenever I'm in need
Of a very good lay
I go to the cupboards
And gets me some hay
I open a window
And spreads it around
'Cause moose always come
When there's hay on the ground

Moose
Moose
I likes a moose
I've never had anything
Quite like a moose
I've had many lovers
My life it’s been loose
It's just not the same
After you’ve been with a moose
You’re not quite the same
After screwing a moose

Gorillas are alright
For Saturday nights
But lions and tigers
They puts up a fight
I've had me a donkey
A duck and a goose
A monkey a mongrel
And a chicken or two
But it's just not the same
When I slams their caboose
As the feelings you gets
When you’re
Humping a Moose

I went to the desert
No Moose could I find
I came back frustrated
Near out of my mind
For camel remind me
Of Moose just a bit
But Moose always swallow
And camels just spit

Moose
Moose
I likes a moose
I've never had anything
Quite like a moose
I've had many lovers
My life it’s been loose
But it's just not the same
After screwing a
Moose

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from Eternal Spring Parade Parts I & II, released March 19, 2020
This is a Faire song of unknown origin and adapted from Irish Rose’s version. Additional Lyrics, Music & Arrangement by Frostylocks

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SKARD IV LYFE features thematic multi-genre character-based musical schisms. Projects are lyrically driven; guitar, ukulele and/or piano-based; and employ a fun assortment of instrumentation and key, time signature and tempo changes.

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